Cap'n Peanut

(a.k.a. The Player, Sweaty, Pretty Boy, Sexy Smile)

As one of PigPen's oldest and closest friends, it should come as no surprise that Cap'n Peanut is of the "we wouldn't make fun of you if we didn't like you" school of thought, and thrives on pushing people's buttons, most especially the girls in the Singles class. Like me, Peanut is generally reserved when he's around a group he doesn't know, and outgoing when he's surrounded by friends; as a result, it wasn't until after I became PigPen's roommate and we wound up hanging out in a mutually comfortable environment that we became good friends. Peanut has been at the forefront of the "get Todd off his lazy butt" movement for the last couple of years. Unfortunately, the fact that he lives a good half-hour away limits his ability to swing by and kick my lazy butt into gear, let alone just hang out.

Affiliations: Singles, HyperForce 3000

Memorable Catchphrases:
"Man, I'm starving!"
"I know, huh?"
"Yes!" (accompanied by an arm pump, usually used when one of the girls decides not to sit next to him)

Significant Storylines:
Everybody Likes a Little . . .
Peanut Smash!
Nothing Says Thanksgiving Like a Boot to the Head
One Crazy Night pt.1: Shack-Fu to the Rescue!
One Crazy Night pt.2: The Hyper-Quadruplets
When It Rains, It Pours, So Thank Heaven for Friends
Two Surprises for the Price of One
What, Fisticuffs?
This is a Subliminal Blog Post
Spooky Singles
Thankful Thursday 2008
Rise of the Guilty Girls Pt.3 - You Know It's Your Baby!
Rise of the Guilty Girls Pt.4 - Tempting Fate, or "Good Clean Fun, No Harm Done!"
A Low-Key Singles Thanksgiving, or "Sadly, No Boot to the Head This Year"