Cap'n Cluck

(a.k.a. Cluckity, Cap'n Click, Sneezey)

Founding CAP'NS member Cap'n Cluck is a life-long dancer and an aspiring photog, whose nickname comes from her rule of clucking while playing Chickenfoot. A fellow TV junkie, Cluckity also thrives on planning and hosting parties. She has a long-standing love of the Texas State Fair, and wishes it were Christmas 365 days a year. She's also one of the few people who actually thinks playing Encore! is a good idea.

Affiliations: Singles, CAP'NS, Guilty Girls

Memorable Catchphrases:
"Have a cluckity cluck cluck day!"

Significant storylines:
No, Seriously, I Used to be Shy! Honest!
Me Llamo Cap'n Pusher
Dancin' Fool
Christmas Time With Cap'n Klutz
I Choo-Choo-Choose You!
Sitting at the Top of the Tower Would Be So Much Cooler if I Could Actually See . . .
What a Bunch of Mohoohoo!
A Surprise, a Non-Surprise, and the Most Evil Game Ever Devised
Ain't No Party Like a Cap'n Cluck Party
Saturday at Six Flags Pt.1: The Parkerite Experience
Saturday at Six Flags Pt.2: The CAP'NS Experience
The Ups and Downs of the Go-To Guy
Nothing Says Thanksgiving Like a Boot to the Head
Fragmented Friday - "And Leon's Getting Laaaaaaaaaaaaaarger"
Fractured Finger Friday - Poking Fun
Spooky Singles
¡Amigas No Mas; Ahora Son Las Muchachas Culpables!
Rise of The Guilty Girls Pt.1 - Beading Us Up
Rise of the Guilty Girls Pt.2 - Shock-Fu!
Rise of the Guilty Girls Pt.3 - You Know It's Your Baby!
Rise of the Guilty Girls Pt.4 - Tempting Fate, or "Good Clean Fun, No Harm Done!"