(a.k.a. Disaster Girl, Center of the Universe)Founding CAP'NS member and mother of two Cap'n Disaster is one of the longest-standing blog monkeys in the cast, and, while still a member of The Singles, was probably more responsible than anyone else for proselytizing CoIM. Suffers from an unfortunate belief that it is she, and not I, who is the Center of the Universe. Also tends to forecast disaster for herself in long, rambling scenarios which invariably end with her lying, homeless, drunk in a ditch.
Affiliations: Singles (former), CAP'NS
Memorable Catchphrases:
"Hey, everyone, look at me!"
"Superstar!"
" . . . homeless, lying drunk in a ditch."
Significant storylines:
Vox Popular
No, Seriously, I Used to be Shy, Honest!
Singling Out the Singles
Cap'n Cellophane
Me Llamo Cap'n Pusher
Pomp and Unusual Circumstances
Homeless Lying Drunk in a Ditch
Christmas Time with Cap'n Claude, Trivia Geek
I'm Interested in Their Reaction to My Performance of the Monkey Dance on the Video . . .
Have a Delightful Disaster Day!
A Surprise, a Non-Surprise, and the Most Evil Game Ever Devised
Cardinal Points
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